pitygrl:

my friend legit turned his essay in like this

reblog if there is someone you would like to be giving oral sex to right now.

"I am a True Warrior of the Three Kingdoms." - Guo Jia

"Neither my heart nor my spear have broken! We shall meet again!" - Zhao Yun

Dynasty Warriors - Wei kingdom

corafuckinghale:

Anyone who has played dynasty warriors…
Fucking lu bu!!!!!